Are you f***ing serious???


WTF!!! What kind of stuffed animal is this?

kistengopherNot even Richard Ramirez or John Wayne Gacy could come up with a stuffed animal like this one. We are assuming it’s a tribute to Fritz the Cat but seriously, what kind of sick f*** comes up with a cuddly self-fellating cat! And then has the balls to charge $50 for it! Seriously, you need to check out the link to see it in all its horror. We actually hate to admit it but this makes Hello Kitty look appealing.



Bliss over a Bic Ballpoint Pen

penWho knew that a pen could cause this much excitement? Apparently, this Brit was over the moon with his recent purchase of the Bic Crystal Ballpoint Pen in Blue. And not only does he give it a glowing review and document his first four days of ownership but he also lets us in on some helpful hints like only use to write on paper and the proper angle to store it. We really wished we could be so easily pleased.