Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Crazies on CraigsList, Cruel and Unusual Torture, Death, Just Plain Morbid, Medical, So F***ing Wrong, Stop the Madness, WTF, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: bizarre, body bags, CraigsList, Death, Haiti, weird, WTF
Only CraigsList could stun us with this one. Because the tragedy in Haiti isn’t enough, some wanker is trying to profit from it by selling 2,000 body bags. We especially love how they suggest you could use these as sleeping bags. Yeah, a sleep you never wake up from.
Filed under: Animals, Christmas Made Easy, Cruel and Unusual Torture, Fashion, Pets, So F***ing Wrong, Stop the Madness, Stores, WTF | Tags: dogs, Fashion, Hello Kitty, Infomercials, Paris Hilton, Pets, Snuggie, store, WTF
We, personally, blame Paris Hilton for this one. What with her dressed up chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in all of those fancy tiaras and tutus. But seriously, what is the f**king difference between a normal dog coat and the Snuggie for Dogs, apart from other dogs will be laughing their asses off at these poor suckers because let’s face it the Snuggie is merely a cape with blankets!!!! This just reassures our thought that cats are the more dignified pet choice, just as long as it isn’t Hello Kitty.
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Christmas Made Easy, Cruel and Unusual Torture, Kinky, Stores, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: Earth Angel, environmental, green, green sex toy, sex, sex toys, store, vibrator
The world has finally gone insane. Political correctness and environmentalism have gone too far with the introduction of the hand cranked Earth Angel vibrator. It looks like something from the Victorian era and should come with a warning sticker that says: “Caution: User might require actual foreplay prior to use.” After all it takes eight minutes of hand cranking to get this sucker buzzing!
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Celebrities, Cruel and Unusual Torture, It's Wrong But We Actually Get It, Lifestyles, Pictures | Tags: Amazing Inventions, camera, Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, NYU, Paparazzi, Perez Hilton, TMZ
Some smarty pants over at NYU has gone and developed a purse that will deflect the paparazzi’s camera flashes thus rendering those devilishly hysterical crotch shots from ever making tabloid headlines again. What a freaking party pooper, don’t you think? We bet Lindsay Lohan will be the first in line to buy one of these anti-flash purses.
Filed under: Cruel and Unusual Torture, Lifestyles, Pictures, Would You Date This? | Tags: funny, humor, perfect men, Pictures, ugly, ugly people
Sick of only seeing the beautiful on the web. Well wait no longer, go over and have a gander at UglyPeople.com. These people definitely give meaning to having a face only mother could love. Still some of them are a vast improvement from those Most Perfect Men we featured awhile back.
Filed under: Cruel and Unusual Torture, Food, Munchie Madness, Unworthy Tribute Pages | Tags: candy, EWW F***ING EWW, Food
Willy Wonka must be turning in his grave! Who in their right mind comes up with something called Fizzy Milk and thinks anyone would really be excited about that kind of concoction! We wonder how those candied crickets would taste after a good dunking in some blue fizzy milk. So here is the definitive guide to what sweet delicacies you should avoid at all costs or perhaps, you could give some to those bratty kids down the block next Halloween. After all, revenge can be sweet!
Filed under: Cruel and Unusual Torture, Hello Kitty Must Die, Lifestyles, So F***ing Wrong, Stop the Madness, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: body modification, Hello Kitty, Tattoos, Toys
Just when you thought that evil pink ball of fluff known as Hello Kitty couldn’t invade our world or culture any further, now HK alcohies have their very own bar complete with Hello Kitty beer, wine and sake. We hate to think what the hangover the next day would be like and do we even bear to mention getting a drunken HK tattoo!!!
Filed under: Cruel and Unusual Torture, Lifestyles, Tattoos, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: bizarre, body modification, Tattoos
It’s tacky enough that many people don bodacious pinups on their biceps but now you can add some real cleavage to your mermaid trollop. Check out this guy who gave his outlaw bimbo tattoo some silicone breast implants. We bet his mom is ever so pleased about this.
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Cruel and Unusual Torture, Insanely Inane, Kinky, Stop the Madness | Tags: bizarre, funny
The makers of Rock Band will be spinning their wheels to get out a version of the latest version of air guitar so it can hit the shelves by Christmas. We don’t think we want to play this new game with mom and dad. Welcome to the crazy world of the Air Sex Championships!
Filed under: Cruel and Unusual Torture, It's Wrong But We Actually Get It, Kinky, Lifestyles, Medical | Tags: Kinky, Porn, Porn for the Blind, Sexy
Just because you can’t see, doesn’t mean you should feel like you can’t get your fair share of nookie. Leave it to some clever fellas to help the plight of the sightless by offering free audio descriptions of some blue movies. Frankly, we don’t think it’s much of a turn on to hear all about the hairy guys waiting for a big busted beauty to get on the bus but still it’s another great service for the handicapped.
