Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Christmas Made Easy, Cruel and Unusual Torture, Kinky, Stores, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: Earth Angel, environmental, green, green sex toy, sex, sex toys, store, vibrator
The world has finally gone insane. Political correctness and environmentalism have gone too far with the introduction of the hand cranked Earth Angel vibrator. It looks like something from the Victorian era and should come with a warning sticker that says: “Caution: User might require actual foreplay prior to use.” After all it takes eight minutes of hand cranking to get this sucker buzzing!
Filed under: Animals, Arts and Crafts, Christmas Made Easy, Kinky, Stores, Toys, WTF, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: cats, Etsy, Fritz the Cat, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, Toys, WTF
Not even Richard Ramirez or John Wayne Gacy could come up with a stuffed animal like this one. We are assuming it’s a tribute to Fritz the Cat but seriously, what kind of sick f*** comes up with a cuddly self-fellating cat! And then has the balls to charge $50 for it! Seriously, you need to check out the link to see it in all its horror. We actually hate to admit it but this makes Hello Kitty look appealing.
Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Food, Kinky, So F***ing Wrong | Tags: Bacon, Bacon lovers, Food, lube, pork, sex
We know bacon lovers take their bacon products very seriously but this is completely out of control. Bacon flavored lube! It takes the term porking quite literally don’t you think.
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Christmas Made Easy, Insanely Inane, Kinky, Medical, Stores, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: As Seen On TV, Infomercials, Insanely Inane, Neckline Slimmer, sex toys, why didn't we think of that?!, WTF
We don’t know about you but we LOVE those insanely inane products that pop up late at night on the old boob tube. The latest one to make us sit up and take notice is the Neckline Slimmer. Seriously, what moron came up with this neck pump that comes with an instructional DVD because apparently assisted nodding is not self-explanatory? Actually, a pretty smart moron who will be rolling in idiots’ money, that’s who! We’re just waiting for the plethora of Larry H. Parker whiplash lawsuits to start hitting the courts but then again, who would actually go on public record admitting to buying one of these or better yet you could always use this as a sex aid when giving blowjobs.
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Kinky, Lifestyles, Pictures, Why? Why? Why?, Would You Date This? | Tags: Pictures, Sexy, Sexy People
We’re sure that at least their mothers think they’re sexy. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So you get our freak on and head over to the home of all whom are sexy! Definitely safe for work apart from possibly spitting your coffee on your monitor.
Filed under: Arts and Crafts, Christmas Made Easy, Fashion, Fun with Fetishes, Kinky, Medical, Stores, WTF | Tags: bizarre, enema, enema jewelry, jewelry, trash or treasure, WTF
Looking for the perfect present for your proctologist? Want to proudly display that you are a qualified colonic therapist? Then head on over here to pickup for yourself or a loved one an enema bag trinket in your choice of sterling silver, bronze or copper because nothing says loving like a miniature metal enema kit complete with a bronzed booty.
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Cruel and Unusual Torture, Insanely Inane, Kinky, Stop the Madness | Tags: bizarre, funny
The makers of Rock Band will be spinning their wheels to get out a version of the latest version of air guitar so it can hit the shelves by Christmas. We don’t think we want to play this new game with mom and dad. Welcome to the crazy world of the Air Sex Championships!
Filed under: Cruel and Unusual Torture, It's Wrong But We Actually Get It, Kinky, Lifestyles, Medical | Tags: Kinky, Porn, Porn for the Blind, Sexy
Just because you can’t see, doesn’t mean you should feel like you can’t get your fair share of nookie. Leave it to some clever fellas to help the plight of the sightless by offering free audio descriptions of some blue movies. Frankly, we don’t think it’s much of a turn on to hear all about the hairy guys waiting for a big busted beauty to get on the bus but still it’s another great service for the handicapped.
Filed under: Fun with Fetishes, Kinky, Medical | Tags: bizarre, Fun with Fetishes, Medical, neck brace
Have a penchant for a guy or a girl who can’t move their neck? Does the sight of foam and metal turn you on? Then, get your bad self over to the Neck Brace Appreciation Klub for all things neck and brace related. There really is a fetish for everything, isn’t there?
We know that there are fetishes for everything. Eyeball licking – check! Being dressed as a baby complete with diaper and playpen – check! But who knew that there was a calling for pictures of girls eating sandwiches? We’re thinking we will be noshing in private from now on.
