Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Crazies on CraigsList, Cruel and Unusual Torture, Death, Just Plain Morbid, Medical, So F***ing Wrong, Stop the Madness, WTF, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: bizarre, body bags, CraigsList, Death, Haiti, weird, WTF
Only CraigsList could stun us with this one. Because the tragedy in Haiti isn’t enough, some wanker is trying to profit from it by selling 2,000 body bags. We especially love how they suggest you could use these as sleeping bags. Yeah, a sleep you never wake up from.
Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Food, Insanely Inane, Lifestyles, Medical, Stop the Madness, Stores, why didn't we think of that?! | Tags: Insanely Inane, store
We know it’s been awhile since we last brought you some of the most mundane and inane sites found on the internet, but we are back in action now. So let the nonsense commence.
Now there is no excuse why any of you little piggies out there who like to gorge yourselves on crap food can’t exercise while you eat. Thanks to the geniuses over at Knife and Fork Lift have added 1.5 pound dumbbells to their cutlery to maximize the burn while you eat. We can just hear your trainer shouting at you, “Eat faster, feel the burn!” We guess this won’t help you fast food addicts where the food requires no need for cutlery just a big mouth.
Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Ebay, Medical, Stop the Madness, Stores, WTF, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: Big Booty, Ebay, Fashion, Junk in the Trunk, Medical, store
If you are desperately seeking a bigger booty like J Lo or Kim Kardashian or just want to help maintain that junk in your trunk and you have already tried the Wiccan Big Booty Spell with little to no results, never fear, just order yourself up The Big Booty in a Bottle on Ebay. How this works we have no idea so please consult a doctor before trying or better yet a psychiatrist.
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Christmas Made Easy, Insanely Inane, Kinky, Medical, Stores, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: As Seen On TV, Infomercials, Insanely Inane, Neckline Slimmer, sex toys, why didn't we think of that?!, WTF
We don’t know about you but we LOVE those insanely inane products that pop up late at night on the old boob tube. The latest one to make us sit up and take notice is the Neckline Slimmer. Seriously, what moron came up with this neck pump that comes with an instructional DVD because apparently assisted nodding is not self-explanatory? Actually, a pretty smart moron who will be rolling in idiots’ money, that’s who! We’re just waiting for the plethora of Larry H. Parker whiplash lawsuits to start hitting the courts but then again, who would actually go on public record admitting to buying one of these or better yet you could always use this as a sex aid when giving blowjobs.
Filed under: Arts and Crafts, Christmas Made Easy, Fashion, Fun with Fetishes, Kinky, Medical, Stores, WTF | Tags: bizarre, enema, enema jewelry, jewelry, trash or treasure, WTF
Looking for the perfect present for your proctologist? Want to proudly display that you are a qualified colonic therapist? Then head on over here to pickup for yourself or a loved one an enema bag trinket in your choice of sterling silver, bronze or copper because nothing says loving like a miniature metal enema kit complete with a bronzed booty.
Filed under: Cruel and Unusual Torture, It's Wrong But We Actually Get It, Kinky, Lifestyles, Medical | Tags: Kinky, Porn, Porn for the Blind, Sexy
Just because you can’t see, doesn’t mean you should feel like you can’t get your fair share of nookie. Leave it to some clever fellas to help the plight of the sightless by offering free audio descriptions of some blue movies. Frankly, we don’t think it’s much of a turn on to hear all about the hairy guys waiting for a big busted beauty to get on the bus but still it’s another great service for the handicapped.
Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Insanely Inane, Medical, So F***ing Wrong, Stores, WTF, why didn't we think of that?! | Tags: comfort wipe, informercial, toilet paper, WTF
Finally, an ass wipe for all you ass wipes out there. We are guessing that a certain section of the population (i.e. really fat asses) were having problems wiping their bums on the toilet, thus, The Comfort Wipe was born! It’s touted to be the greatest improvement made in the toilet paper industry since the 1880’s! Why do we have a feeling that the inventor of this arm extender has a bit of OCD issue!
Filed under: Fun with Fetishes, Kinky, Medical | Tags: bizarre, Fun with Fetishes, Medical, neck brace
Have a penchant for a guy or a girl who can’t move their neck? Does the sight of foam and metal turn you on? Then, get your bad self over to the Neck Brace Appreciation Klub for all things neck and brace related. There really is a fetish for everything, isn’t there?
Filed under: Arts and Crafts, Christmas Made Easy, Medical, Stop the Madness, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: extensions, eyebrow extensions, eyebrow implants, eyebrows, hair, Medical
Did you suffer a slight tweazing accident when manscaping your unibrow? Sick of drawing in arched lines over your eyes every morning with a giant crayon? Looking to channel your inner Brooke Shields? Well, we found a few solutions for you. One of the latest crazes to come out of Hollywood is the do it yourself eyebrow extension kit that comes with 3 different shades of brows and over 6,000 lashes to attach to your face. If you want a more permanent eyebrow enhancement, then check out the eyebrow transplant.
Filed under: Food, Medical, Unworthy Tribute Pages | Tags: ew, EWW F***ING EWW, Food, hospital food, Medical
Ever wondered what patients get in hospitals in France? Or how about Germany where apparently the War is still going on judging by the pics. Well, gets your eyes over here to the all new international tribute page to Hospital Food. We’re hoping no one gets sick just looking at some of this muck but if you do, our votes for to stay at are Greece and Michigan.
