Are you f***ing serious???


Bliss over a Bic Ballpoint Pen

penWho knew that a pen could cause this much excitement? Apparently, this Brit was over the moon with his recent purchase of the Bic Crystal Ballpoint Pen in Blue. And not only does he give it a glowing review and document his first four days of ownership but he also lets us in on some helpful hints like only use to write on paper and the proper angle to store it. We really wished we could be so easily pleased.



The Bible – Lego Style

legojesusThere have been many incarnations of the Bible floating around for the last two thousand years or so but we don’t think we have seen one done with as much flair. Welcome to The Brick Testament, a Lego tribute to the Bible. AMEN!



On a Mission for Munchies
July 8, 2009, 14:54
Filed under: Food, Munchie Madness, Way Too Much Time On Your Hands | Tags: ,

munchiesDid you happen to smoke a little too much of the green stuff and find that you know you are going to die right this second, if you can’t procure some Hamburger Flavored Pringles or better yet some Scottish Heather Honey BBQ crisps. Well, if you are in the UK, you can rest easy because this guy has made it his mission in life to track down every new flavor and form of junk food complete with store listings.



White People are Wacky

white people cant danceWe all know that the majority of white people can’t dance to save their lives apart from the Madonnas and Justin Timberlakes of the world. But what other weird idiosyncrasies do Caucasians have that others don’t. Wonder no more because, of course, someone has spent a good amount of time on compiling all the stupidity an entire race can come up with.



Squirrel Vigilantes?!?!

squirrelJust when we start to think that we have seen everything over here at Are You F***ing Serious, a new site leaves us speechless. This time, the award would have to go to Squirrel Jumper. We have no idea what their purpose is but, nonetheless, we spent quite some time reading through their pages to figure it out and are still scratching our collective noggins. We really need to get out more often, these people are just plain nutty.



Your landline can double as a Musical Instrument
June 13, 2009, 15:29
Filed under: Arts and Crafts, Music, Way Too Much Time On Your Hands | Tags: ,

violin phoneAnd you thought that a phone only was useful to make calls on. Now you, too, can play your favorite ditty on your landline thanks to these people. Gives a whole new meaning to crank calls. Now if they would only tell us how to play Blondie’s Call Me, we would be overjoyed!



Who wants to be pub quiz champ?

Pub_Quiz_LogoWell, you might develop a severe case of carpal tunnel but you will also be crowned Pub Quiz Champion thanks to this site, that offers a plethora of useless of information. Who knew that squirrels didn’t take up residence in Nantucket until 1989? You never know where that little tidbit might come in handy.



So that’s how it works

furbyRemember that overnight sensation from Christmas 1998 called The Furby. It was touted to be the first robot for kids and its makers claimed it could learn to speak not only Furbish but English too. Well, if you thought they were just possessed by little elves or were miniature Terminator wannabes, we found the answer. So, check out the Furby Autopsy for what really lies beneath all that fur.



When Nerds Get Bored

microwave_egg1_webIf you are one of the nerds over at Kraft Foods, we are actually a bit envious that you actually get paid to stick nonsensical items into a microwave and sit around with your bespectacled and zit laden friends to watch and laugh at the results. These guys even installed a camera inside the microwave to make sure they got in on all the hot action as well as providing soundtracks. So that’s what MIT and Harvard teach you guys. The scary part is that we found ourselves mesmerized by the melting gummy worms.



The Top 12 Reasons Why Superman is 30-Something Virgin

superman virginAfter reading the article, Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex, we can understand why we won’t be seeing Superman or Clark Kent on Match.com any time soon. Talk about a guy who comes with all sorts of baggage!